Okay people. First blog off the rank, and since the first is usually the most important in establishing character and sense of purpose (to which im not even sure of yet) i thought i would start on the most important subject out there. Shoes.
Now, usually paying a fortune for something thats probably going to give you a crooked spine and bunions would be considered kind of retarded- but in this case, forking out a few hundred green for a sky high pair of shoes is WORTH IT people.
No one ever said "hey i love those $20 Dunlops , they go fabulous with you couture". In other words, having bad shoes is a fucking sin as far as im concerned.
if i see a boy in a hip, sexy pair of dress shoes on a date- or a funky pair of chuck Taylor's on a movie date-- then he is getting some tongue and maybe more at the goodbye dance at my door. But if he rocks up in an incredibly heinous pair of dirty knock offs from fucking Payless, then he's getting a fake phone number with 6 digits.
When it comes to girls, listen...its understandable that great shoes cost a bit of extra money and usually dont do any good for the spinal region, but they are the best fucking thing for making a woman feel sexy and confident, and also giving men an excuse to stare at the way a stilletto makes legs look longer.
A woman in great shoes, is a woman who knows whats good for her. Shoes that are hot dont really even need to cost alot of money, but you will find that the cheaper ones dont last as long and usually give blisters with usual immitation materials like vinyl and acryllic.
The difference between a good pair of shoes and a great pair of shoes is an alias or object, and a first name-last name moniker (usually a male name).
For eg. Good shoes- Candies, Chinese Laundry, Sportsgirl, Target, Nine West etc......
Great shoes- Manolo Blahnik, Christian Laboutin, Marc Jacobs, Christian Lacroix
So its no secret that i love shoes. Crave shoes. Will Kill for the last pair of Christian Laboutin's at a David jones sale. I would knock a bitch out!
But i digress. Shoes are an incredibly important part of everyday life, they get you where you are going, and great shoes make the walk a little more fun and sexy shoes give your stride a bit more bounce.
So get yourself a great pair of shoes for every occassion, and STOP at every shoe sale you see, you might just find the next best pair of pumps to fall in love with.
Shoe shopping is a religion, so treat it with respect....and dont wear socks with sandals- you look like a fucking monk in Tibet people- Stop it!
You can usually tell what a person is like from the look of their shoes....so if theyre uggo, run!